A belated funeral notice
Funeral notice — After a three-month illness, the Trump presidency passed away on May 9, 2017. Robert Mueller, funeral director, is researching the achievements of the Trump presidency in order to write a proper eulogy.
The date of final interment is yet to be determined. Condolences may be sent to Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin, Moscow, Russia.
This political chuckle is brought to you by the Trump for ex-President Committee, Kingsburg, Calif.